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What does a Woman really Want ??? 13 years 6 months ago #28973

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I just read this short story and OMG :lol: Okay please read and judge by yourself

(To Women) please take time to ponder....... .. (To Men) enjoy the story....... .

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, If after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question was: What do women really want?



Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, He accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.


He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: The princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester.. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult the old witch, For only she would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first.

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, The most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, And Arthur's closest friend! Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, Smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.



He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden, But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life. And the reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered. Arthur's question thus: 'What a woman really wants?'


She said, 'Is to be in charge of her own life.'

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth. And that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was. The neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom. And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.


The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.

The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, She would henceforth be her horrible and deformed self only half the time.. And the beautiful maiden the other half.

'Which would you prefer? She asked him. 'Beautiful during the day .... or at night?'


Lancelot pondered the predicament.

During the day he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends,
But at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!

Or,

Would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day?
But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous, intimate moments with?


(If you are a man reading this...) What would YOUR choice be?

(If you are a woman reading this) What should YOUR MAN'S choice be?


What Lancelot chose, is given below:

BUT... make YOUR choice before you scroll down below... OKAY?











Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave Arthur to his question, He said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself. Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time. Because, he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.


Now.... what is the moral to this story?


The moral is...

1) There is a witch in every woman no matter how beautiful she is!

2) If you don't let a woman have her own way, things are going to get ugly.


So, always remember:


IT'S EITHER 'HER WAY' OR IT'S 'NO WAY'.
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Re: What does a Woman really Want ??? 13 years 6 months ago #28977

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hahahhahahahahhahhahahahahha :lol: hahhahahahhhhahah :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: nothing else to ponder about Sunny ! oh my, I'll die laughing here :lol: :lol:

Thanks for a hearty laugh !!! :kiss:
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Re: What does a Woman really Want ??? 13 years 6 months ago #28988

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Oh my goodness Sunny, thank you! Love it! From all of us women out there, we love you!
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Re: What does a Woman really Want ??? 13 years 6 months ago #28989

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I like that, sad but true, however, man are envious by nature and theyre competitive too, once they learn that were in charge of our lives they become paranoid and they start ruining our happy life!!!!
psh/jks forever
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Re: What does a Woman really Want ??? 13 years 6 months ago #29000

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I so love it!

Women are Angels! When someone breaks our wings.. we simply continue to fly... On a broomstick.. be the witch...
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Re: What does a Woman really Want ??? 13 years 6 months ago #29008

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@Sunny: Jackpot! You got it right. hehe Komapsumida :lol:
Women loves freedom and to be in charge of her life.
But all women have a soft spot, but she must be respected
and must be allowed to express her right.
Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.

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Re: What does a Woman really Want ??? 13 years 5 months ago #29476

that story was nice.....having her way all the time is what every woman wants....esp., when it concerns her love...ouch! lol
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Re: What does a Woman really Want ??? 13 years 5 months ago #29484

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so cute, so nice, so w0ndreful etc. !!!!!!
everything !!!!!!!
sooooooooo true !!!!!!
i really love it !!!!
nice one sunny !!!!!!
♥♥♥
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Re: What does a Woman really Want ??? 12 years 10 months ago #54298

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Hahahaha!!

Oh!! what a story!!! I wonder what you have decided Sunny before reading the Lancelot's answer.

I am woman, and im loving Lancelot already!!:shy:

This is actually the true nature of a woman, we specially love men who value, love and respect us nothing more nothing less, it's a simple as that. =X

We always wanted to be the best, and special in the eyes of our men.:shy:
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