pamatay na banat!

What if my name is yours?
How can I introduce myself to you?
Should I say? Hi,I’m yours.


wapak!



hahahhaha

A great character always makes us more

attractive than
A great face with substance..
Beauty catches attention but

character catches the heart.

Always remember pain makes people change
So don’t hurt them, if you don’t want them to change.


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Worthy is he who remember to thank

the Lord for all his blessings
But admirable is he who still thank

God inspite of pain..


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Some people hurt by words, some by action
But the biggest hurt I believe is that someone

is ignoring you when you value them

bigger than anything else.

Nobody teaches a fish to swim,
A bird to fly,a tree to grow
And nobody teaches me to remember you..
I just do.


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Instead of wishing you were someone else,

be proud of who you are, you never know

whose been looking at you wishing they could be you.


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I always win any game I played…
But it seems I’ve always lose any love I had..
You know why?
Because I don’t play it..

It’s better to be the worst person in the

world by your mistakes than,
To be the nicest person by not showing

your real self.


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Life is a movie written,produced and directed

by God and play by you.
It is a take one movie,so play it the

best way you can..
It has no cuts,so make it a

blockbuster in God’s eyes.


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You make me smile for the weirdest reason..
You make me laugh for some stupid reason..
But most of all,you make me love you for no reason.

A NUN rides a taxi.

TAXI DRIVER:
Sister it s always my dream 2 kiss a NUN.
Can u grant my wish?

NUN: ok but 1st u shud b catholic & 2nd u have 2b single.

TAXI DRIVER: i am both catholic & still single.

So d Nun fulfils d taxi drver's fantasy & kisses him.

TAXI DRIVER: thank u sister bt i must confess..i lied 2 u..
i am married & i'm a muslim.

NUN: Dats ok...i'm on my way 2 a costume party & my real name
s BOYET.

when someone throws u a stone
go & find hollow blocks 2 hit em
back!!!8s not ol d tym u have 2
endure the PAIN sumtyms
u have 2 let d person LEARN
a lesson d HARD way...

GOODBYE is the most painful
word to hear
but for me....
it's the best word ever
LIKE THIS:
"GOODBYE class! you're dismissed"

TEACHER: imagine u r a millionaire
write your life history
(1 boy didn't write)
TEACHER: why r u not writing?
BOY: i'm waiting for my secretary!




pwahahaha...
basag c maam

WEDDING STATUS: A newly married man saved his wife's # on his cel as 'MY LIFE.' after 1yr of marriage he changed d # to MY WIFE after 2yrs, he changed d # to HOME after 5yrs of marriage, he changed d # to HITLER after 10yrs of marriage,he changed d # to "WRONG NUMBER!"